Election 2012....LETS GET READY TO STUMBLEEEEEE

    Hey you guys, welcome to the premiere debate-analysis site existing on this here interweb. I hope you enjoy it. I really do. Of course, I've created this site for reasons beyond my passion-for-debates-so-intense-I-MUST-critically-blog. My main motive is to submerge myself in the political world of the internet in order to pass a Campaign-based class. In all honesty I could care less about who wins the election. WHO WILL IT BE? Smooth-talking, J-walking Barry O or Mitt "The Man with The Plan he don't quite Understand" Romney? The incumbent managed to keep his promise of not burning America to the ground, but the challenger has never even drank a beer! Such integrity. That's a guy I'd like to have a beer with.
    Here's the deal: After each debate I will post an in-depth & inaccurate categorical-analysis and declare a winner. Some categories will be featured in each analysis (substance, delivery, appearance, etc...), while others will be relative to that specific debate (fallacies, contradictions, flubs, gaffs, screw-ups, misused words, inappropriate adjectives, anti-intellectual/abstract/assertive rhetoric, etc...).
    My opinions will not be objective. My writing will often be insincere and grammatically incorrect. I will show little-to-no respect for either candidate. I will try to keep my writing concise, though I have a knack for penning in a manner both grandiose and verbose. I encourage active-participation and may even throw in a live-chat here or there.
    This Wednesday...let the games begin.